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2009-01-27 [Deleted user]: jelousy is boreing

2009-01-27 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Jealousy is boring and idiotic...hence forth the reason I dont pay attention to her anymore when she attempts to speak to me.

2009-01-27 [Deleted user]: i m to baked to argue

2009-01-28 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Lol...right on...Well it pisses her off because she is trying to get me to block her but the thing that she dont realise is that I dont do anything other people want me to do...espically for people I dont really like...Its too much fun to piss people like her off by doing simple little things such as not blocking someone. Call me a bitch if you like. I really just dont give a fuck. Lol

2009-01-28 [Yokita the Slave]: thats great!! but i am an avid believer in the block button its my one true friend on this site for teh creepers 

2009-01-28 [Deeleeted]: yeah i agree fully with [Yokita the Slave] lol

2009-01-28 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Well yeah I use the block button on the people who can not just get a hint...I mean we all do that. But in her case naah...I like the fact that I aggrivate her because I wont use one simply button on her.

2009-01-28 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah that is pretty great ima gonna cheeck out her page nao xDD

2009-01-28 [Yokita the Slave]: she umm seems to like blocking people her self o-o oh well

2009-01-28 [Deeleeted]: wait y is she jealous of u? jjeez not trying to get in the drama I HAVE A DRAMA SHIELD HERE lol but over 500 anti sexy point and zero recieved...yikes

2009-01-28 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Thats not even the reason why she is jealous. Basically it boils down to the simple fact that I am happy and I am able to provide a stable life style for my child. While in the past 8months or so her and her child have lived with 3 different men from fake. Basically it just boils down to the simplistic fact that she is a slut...and the only reason most of these men let her stay with them is because they feel sorry for the child.But yeah I know that she has me blocked...but yet she constantly watches my house...figure that one out for me would ya?

2009-01-28 [.:Scarlett:.]: mhmm. im glad you're happy Dark. and im sorry you're having trouble.

but .. may i make a suggestion of putting this in a private wiki? not that i mind - i just dont wish to intrude, i thought you guys might like some privacy as everyone on here can see this. xxx

2009-01-28 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah...... wow that is terrible >.>

2009-01-28 [.:Scarlett:.]: *sighs* i wish i could help, but im here if support is needed. x

2009-01-28 [Yokita the Slave]: same here

2009-01-28 [.:Scarlett:.]: *smiles*

2009-01-29 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: lol..it dont really matter to me

2009-01-29 [Yokita the Slave]: umm well okay then i guess

2009-01-29 [Deeleeted]: wow i feel bad for the child........

2009-01-29 [pappycullen]: talk to me

2009-01-29 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Yeah I do to....But I have no power in that matter..That would be the child's father to fullfil that du ty in taking the baby away from her...Problem is she moves everytime he finds out where she is

2009-01-29 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o that is terrible

2009-01-29 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: yeah but whatever...I just noticed you and my man are friends lol...Awesomness

2009-01-29 [Yokita the Slave]: who is that??? are you talking about me?

2009-01-29 [Bunny Chan]: lol I'm frineds with him Ash...hope your doing good

2009-01-29 [.:Scarlett:.]: *smiles* hey Naru-Chan. how are you? i dont think we've talked before...
how's everyone doing?

2009-01-29 [Deeleeted]: yeah that is really terrible :/ i might become a damn social worker because of fucked up shit like that

2009-01-29 [scooner]: Gosh I sure could use some sexy fun from you ladies on here... ;)

2009-01-29 [Deeleeted]: dot dot dot

2009-01-29 [.:Scarlett:.]: mhm. i wish people would at least show some respect for others.

2009-01-29 [Deleted user]: respect is a privilege not a right

2009-01-30 [pappycullen]: talk to me

2009-01-30 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: you are and so is the girl that commented right below mine.

2009-01-30 [Yokita the Slave]: oh i guess

2009-01-30 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: lol..Yeah he just rarely gets on here anymore. I was like one of 2 or 3 people that he was still talking to before he updated the whole..blame my gf for me not being on alot statement...Lol....Well then I moved in with him...so know he just gets on and checks messages and then is gone

2009-01-30 [.:Scarlett:.]: Bear - i said SOME.. there is such thing as human decency.

2009-01-30 [Deleted user]: respect and decency towards fellow man is doffrent thow

2009-01-30 [.:Scarlett:.]: its still respect for a human life. so im afraid to say it's one and the same in that context.

2009-01-30 [Deleted user]: supose

2009-01-30 [Deeleeted]: right on [.:Scarlett:.] :) lol

2009-01-30 [Deleted user]: well i just got my ass handed to me didnt i?

2009-01-31 [Yokita the Slave]: right..................

2009-01-31 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: so anyways whats up with everyone

2009-01-31 [Yokita the Slave]: nothing much ive just been kinda stressed lately for many reasons including stupid boys

2009-01-31 [Deeleeted]: god i really am starting to hate men boys same thing lol like before i disliked them but now im thinkin bout becoming a lez lol

2009-01-31 [Yokita the Slave]: haha yeah i know the feeling

2009-01-31 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: lol I dont even bother getting upset over men anymore just a waste of my time

2009-01-31 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah......

2009-01-31 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: But then again most of the men that I know. Know that I can hold my own and take whatever they throw at me and throw something back at them much worse

2009-01-31 [.:Scarlett:.]: not all men are the same. yes alot of them are pricks - but never give up. maybe become bi. sit on the fence, it kinda gives you a broader outlook on life. 95% of my friends are guys, i guess i've learnt to respect them in general.

2009-02-01 [pappycullen]: talk to me im drunk

2009-02-01 [.:Scarlett:.]: yeahh thats a reaaallly. really. good turn off.

2009-02-02 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I dont pay attention to men when they are like lol...No sense in even bothering to comment then...Now when me and my man have been dinking its awesome because we always have a blast...We are probably the world's happiest drunks

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: *laughs* im sure you are.. *smiles*  it's a snow day in london!!

2009-02-02 [miss lindsey]: hello everyone..anyone else as bored as i am

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: yep. cold too.

2009-02-02 [Deleted user]: im with yas on the cold and bored thing i was playing in the snow in collage it was fun in a te shirt and my boxers running around appertments

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: niiice.

2009-02-02 [Doll]: *back from the dead*(computer crashed) wow, i missed a lot the last few days... but snow does sound fun :)

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: *smiles* hey doll!

2009-02-02 [Doll]: *waves hand at Carrie* Hi! this chat got sad... i went back and read everything, and damn! it went from sex to taking children form their parents :( WTF... that makes me sad...

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: i know! *sniff*

2009-02-02 [Doll]: ahem, well no one should talk about sad things here!!! *begins to undress slowly, starting with her shoes...* this is place for perverts *begins to unbutton pants* and the utterly sexual degenerates who have nothing better to *lifts shirt over head* do during the "cool down period" between watching pornos *unhooks bra* a place for the little boys of all ages to gawk and stare at that which they will never have, *slides fingers under the hip of her undies and begins to pull down...* this place is for the fantasful of the sexual manner... people come here for fun... :)

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: doll my love. you are my kinda woman. dont suppose you dabble on our side of the fence?

2009-02-02 [Doll]: there is no fence for me... rawr! *tackles Carrie*

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: oh! in that case! *slowly undresses and runs her hands down doll's body*... you are rather gorgeous if you dont mind me saying. *unhooks her own bra*... now what you do with my undies..,*winks* .is totally your choice.

2009-02-02 [Doll]: *rips [.:Scarlett:.]'s panties off in a blur* what panties?

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: *grins* thats my girl. *presses my body against yours, slipping my leg in between yours*

2009-02-02 [Doll]: *holds out hand, random person hands her chocolate syrup* nice to have imaginary friends *smiles, opens bottle top* you wouldnt mind being a tasty treat would you?

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: *pouts* as long as i get you licking me. *shudders slightly at the thought*

2009-02-02 [Doll]: well this isnt a buffet for just anyone to come and eat at *wink*

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: then im all yours baby. im all yours and i wish i could see it all for real.

2009-02-02 [Doll]: aww *gently holds right hand up to heart* you and every one else dear... *snaps fingers, table appears* yes, i can do that *sticks tongue out in teasing manner, then holds out arm towards the table* please, if you wouldnt mind... do lay down...

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: XD you're sexy and magic. lol. *lays down and stretches out, arching my body upwards*

2009-02-02 [Doll]: *caresses Carrie's legs with left hand, and tips chocolate bottle upside down over her*

2009-02-02 [Deleted user]: *i jump on [Doll] and kiss her wildly pressing our lips tightly together*hi

2009-02-02 [Doll]: oh! hi... *looks at [.:Scarlett:.] naked on the table* hmm... choices, choices...

2009-02-02 [Deleted user]: could always eat her as i fuck you?id like that alot*looks at the two of ye and smiles*a lot

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: *spreads legs and drips chocolate syrup down pussy*.. now....

2009-02-02 [Doll]: honestly i think Carrie is just an illusion right now, she seems to have left... *pouts*

2009-02-02 [Deleted user]: *i hold your chin in my hand and rase it and kiss you deeply*ill make it all better

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: *pounces on doll* oh im still here baby.

2009-02-02 [Doll]: *loosely wraps her arms around [Deleted user]'s neck and leans in to him*

2009-02-02 [Deleted user]: *i kiss [Doll]softly lookin at her and smiling*dont forget carrie

2009-02-02 [Doll]: *gasp* honey! im sorry... *reaches to Carrie* forgive me?

2009-02-02 [Deleted user]: *smiles and looks at ye*

2009-02-02 [.:Scarlett:.]: *puts an arm round doll* i forgive you baby.

2009-02-03 [Yokita the Slave]: ima gonna go play some portal you guys seem to be having lots of fun with out me

2009-02-03 [Doll]: aww anyone can join... *puppy eyes*

2009-02-03 [Yokita the Slave]: im no good at that kinda stuff

2009-02-03 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I just personally dont like to cyber that much. It dosent really do anything for me personally

2009-02-03 [Deleted user]: [Doll] thought she was no good but by god she is.the more the merryer

2009-02-03 [pappycullen]: plz nominate me for the sexiest guy

2009-02-04 [.:Scarlett:.]: Pappy - thats NOT the way to do it mate.

2009-02-04 [Bunny Chan]: seriously

2009-02-05 [Yokita the Slave]: o-o yeah probably not the way to do it >.>

2009-02-05 [.:Scarlett:.]: at least ask decently - or get to know some people first.

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: id have to agree with these people man dont be asking

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: people will just nominate you...if they think that you are...If not than ooh well life moves on

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: yep i have to agree there i have passed many a month without a hint of a nomination hope thats spelled right so how are you?

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: im pretty good..Just a little bit bored and tired..Waiting for Joe to come over so we can get outta the house for a bit

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: well lucky you im just home for the first time in a few days

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: We have been home for the past few weeks...save going to the grocery store...Havent really had nothing to do since we got laid off

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: im safe with my job one day min wage
wont save much laying me off

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: well...it was they said that they were going to hire us in...but then they were like nope all the temps that were gonna get hired are laid off

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: thats fucking bent

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: thats factory work for yah

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: i never did factory work

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: well we didnt really want to because off all the mandoatory overtime and shitt. But we were going through a temp agency and that is where we got placed

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: i love over time more money

2009-02-05 [Death's Hellhound]: Mew?

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: well I mean yeah that was a plus...But we were working 14-16 hour days 6 or 7 days a week...Its also exhausting

2009-02-05 [Death's Hellhound]: Meowr?

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: i ust to work for 18 hours a day 7 days a week

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: yeah well I am one of them people that enjoy having a life outside of work

2009-02-05 [Death's Hellhound]: Yep life outside of work would be nice

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Yep yep...I am not a workaholic lol...I like to have a good time

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: i had a good time in work.i worked in a hotel a stable and a bar

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Eh I am just at a point in my life where I am more focused on school and having a good time

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: yeah collage kicks ass

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: ehh...I havent started college yet...I do in the fall...but its like between now and then I just wanna have fun...before I have to hunker down and basically have no life

2009-02-05 [Deleted user]: you can have a life in collage

2009-02-05 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Yeah you can
But my major...is a pain in the butt for me. Because I am not super fantastic at math...And it takes me like 2x as long to learn math than the normal person...But once I learn it I will never forget it

2009-02-06 [.:Scarlett:.]: i never was good at math. im currently taking Philosophy, Ethics, Geography and Chemistry. Im really having a hard time in chem cos of my lack of math skill.

2009-02-06 [Deleted user]: chemistry is so much fun all you have to do is learn the formulas for anything and plug in the numbers.
im doing mechanical engineering and it it full of maths fucking physics

2009-02-06 [.:Scarlett:.]: lol dyslexia doesnt do wonders for math. XD

2009-02-06 [Deleted user]: no not realy its dosent espicaly when its all algibra

2009-02-06 [.:Scarlett:.]: yepp. *smiles* im delightfully stuffed on that.

2009-02-06 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: im going to school for computer aided drafting and architectual design

2009-02-06 [.:Scarlett:.]: cool

2009-02-06 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: yeah...so its a lot of geometery and trig...which are pretty easy...untill you throw caclulus in on top of that

2009-02-06 [pappycullen]: talk to me =-)

2009-02-06 [.:Scarlett:.]: no.

2009-02-08 [DRACE]: O.o hmmm...

2009-02-08 [Yokita the Slave]: so yeah..... im bored >.>

2009-02-08 [.:Scarlett:.]: hi bored. im cold. XD

2009-02-08 [DRACE]: Hi bored & cold, I'm hot.

Tis a very hot day >.<

2009-02-09 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: It has been comfortably warm down here by me of late

2009-02-09 [.:Scarlett:.]: hi hot. XD
its been pretty cold round my parts.. yet at the min i am rather too warm.

2009-02-09 [Death's Hellhound]: bleh!

2009-02-09 [St. Morienvale]: Lovin' is what I got..and remember that...lovin' is what I got..

2009-02-09 [srkkn]: it is time to cyber :PP

2009-02-10 [.:Scarlett:.]: lol. is that an offer? x

2009-02-10 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah im boreded >.>

2009-02-10 [Deleted user]: arn't we all

2009-02-10 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Im bored...tired and lazy

2009-02-11 [Yokita the Slave]: meeeeee toooooo!!!!.........

2009-02-11 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: well now i think i am gonna get ready to go pass out in bed

2009-02-11 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah i cant two year old to watch xDD and like no sleep in days

2009-02-11 [.:Scarlett:.]: awh.

2009-02-11 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I went to lay down..but couldnt fall asleep untill like 5 am

2009-02-11 [.:Scarlett:.]: eeesh.

2009-02-11 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Yeah thats what I was saying..I was too cold...and even wrapping my man's arm around me just wasnt helping me sleep at all....I just know that it will be interesting to see how he reacts when I get home from work tonight

2009-02-12 [Yokita the Slave]: i didn't get the chance to go to sleep till then and why will that be interesting

2009-02-12 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Because he is used to having me around him all the time..And after having me be gone for 8 hours..might just drive him crazy lol...Which apparently it did to the point to where he slept for 2 hours but it felt like he shoulda been asleep for like 6

2009-02-12 [Yokita the Slave]: my thing is that way too lols

2009-02-12 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: your thing?

2009-02-12 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah my bf lol

2009-02-12 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: lol

its so nice that you refernce your bf as a thing lol

2009-02-12 [Doll]: i think thats sweet thats he's just a thing :)

2009-02-12 [Yokita the Slave]: lol yeah ;DDD

2009-02-12 [Caligulove]: ....So how 'bout them yankees?

2009-02-12 [Yokita the Slave]: .>; ........

2009-02-12 [.:Scarlett:.]: *laughs* i never was a baseball fan. more hockey ..

2009-02-12 [Yokita the Slave]: neither really well none lol i didn't really care to watch sports

2009-02-12 [.:Scarlett:.]: ..i like playing hockey! watching it is dang boring.

2009-02-12 [Yokita the Slave]: exactly lol i never played real hockey though so yeah......

2009-02-12 [.:Scarlett:.]: fair enoughs.

2009-02-13 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah

2009-02-13 [.:Scarlett:.]: *nod nod*

2009-02-13 [Burakku Rozu]: Hello everyone ^^;

2009-02-13 [.:Scarlett:.]: hello. x

2009-02-13 [Caligulove]: I like to watch the sport of, "Japanese tv shows."

2009-02-13 [Yokita the Slave]: that is an amazing sport xDDD i do as well

2009-02-13 [Caligulove]: good goody good

2009-02-13 [Yokita the Slave]: yes i know youve seen ninja warrior right? O-O'

2009-02-13 [.:Scarlett:.]: *smiles*

2009-02-14 [Deleted user]: hello all and how are you today?

2009-02-14 [.:Scarlett:.]: depressed as hell. and you?

2009-02-14 [Deleted user]: whys that huny if you dont mind me asking?

2009-02-14 [.:Scarlett:.]: hello. check the date. its like .. the corniest most over rated day of the year.

2009-02-14 [Deleted user]: meh i dont do dates very well

2009-02-14 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah....

2009-02-14 [Deleted user]: so how are you?

2009-02-15 [Yokita the Slave]: sick....... D; blah....

2009-02-15 [.:Scarlett:.]: *nod*

2009-02-15 [Doll]: *hugs carrie* bad V-day?

2009-02-15 [.:Scarlett:.]: yeah... you could say that.

2009-02-15 [Caligulove]: i got piss drunk and drove around kalamazoo.... then when we wanted more we went to a bar... when they turned us away because they had called last call, my adderall ridden ass walked around in the snow looking for a place that would sell booze past 2 am..

2009-02-15 [Caligulove]: ended up playing poker for an hour and fucking for two.

I like adderall lol.



so why dont I have any friends?

2009-02-15 [Yokita the Slave]: idk......

2009-02-15 [.:Scarlett:.]: nor do i.

2009-02-15 [Deleted user]: you beat my day i just went on here and my neighbour died

2009-02-16 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: so how has everyone been latly? sorry I havent been on much but 12 hour days at work kicking my ass...6am-6pm...come home crash just to be back at up at 4 am..lol...

2009-02-16 [Yokita the Slave]: im sorry that sucks babe

2009-02-16 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Meh...not really too much that can be done about it...gotta work to have money..gotta have money to live...

2009-02-16 [Yokita the Slave]: yeah i know the pain except i cant find a job xDD

2009-02-16 [THE DIRTY BOMB]: i found one i kill horses and process them into meat

2009-02-16 [Yokita the Slave]: that is terrible O-O

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